Some day I will make a post that has something to do with something that aren't Home Depot 'verse. Tonight is not that night.

circa_eve came away from the fics feeling really really bad for Chris. And let's be honest, the entire Home Depot 'verse is basically an exercise in making Chris suffer in increasingly horrible ways with seemingly little promise of even getting into ZQ's yoga pants at the end. So...

circa_eve: MAYBE someone needs to write a little something extra from ZQs perspective. Some people might be interested in reading it. That's all I'm saying.
merelyn: YOU write it. Join the circle of shame. And you have to post it yourself because you have no one to blame but you.
circa_eve: NO.

(No Less Than Six Hours Later)

circa_eve: There! Done. Happy!?

So without futher ado, I bring you:

Home Depot: ZQ to the Future by circa_eve (Zach/Kate Pine/Evil and what we've run of out of movie sequel titles to riff on by this point geez WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.)


On another note, reel_merlin is coming up soon! Get excited!

Just FYI the Home Depot cycle of SHAME is now complete:


Home Depot III by lillianloop (Chris/Zach/Outdoor Fireplace, PG) over on Pru's DW.


Now maybe we can make circa_eve write something from ZQ's POV.

I think this is actually going to have its own tag now that there are three stories.


First rageprufrock wrote Home Depot and leupagus posted it.


Then leupagus wrote Home Depot: The Outtakes and I posted it.


Then (wait for it, you can probably see where this is going) I wrote Home Depot 2: Electric Boogaloo and lillianloop (twentysomething on DW) posted it.


So yes. This is the first thing I've written in years, and it's an RPS Pinto-y fic sequel about a Home Depot where Chris is totally a lesbian and Zach has a thing for water landscaping. My life took a tragic turn somewhere.

Go read and then go over to lillianloop/twentysomething's and bother her about the next part that is inevitably hers.

Title: Homoe Depot: The Outtakes

Author: leupagus

Pairing: Chris Pine/paint cans, OFC-that's-suspiciously-like-rageprufrock/WHORETEARS

Summary: It's an outtake from THIS PIECE OF BUSINESS. Like the stuff that was too shameful for the first story. Think about that.

Warnings: This was written by leupagus, I take no actual responsibility.

Notes: All you need to know is that Chris Pine a lesbian and is building Zach a gazebo.

Other notes: Following the grand tradition of denial and pointing fingers, leupagus wants me to post this rather than her, because it's a rule now. Plus I kind of asked for this.



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